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Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 95 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Desert Rumble

First Blood Unlocked 6/19/12
5 Points
Begin game and kill your first enemy
Mad Killer Unlocked 6/19/12
10 Points
Kill more 100 units
Social Gamer 5 Points Use special buttons and Follow us on Twitter or like our page on Facebook
Good Builder 10 Points Build more 75 towers or energy station
Health Master 10 Points Complate level without repair
Level Up 10 Points Upgrade more 15 towers to the max level
Great Victory 50 Points Complete game
Full Game 100 Points Get all others medals

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/200 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)

K.O.L.M. 2

LIGHTARMOR Unlocked 9/16/11
5 Points
Get the first light upgrade.
EASYCOMPLETE 5 Points Beat the game on Easy
FINDGIRL 5 Points Find the girl.
FIRSTBOMB 5 Points Explode your first bomb.
OLDHOUSE 5 Points Visit your old house.
HARDCOMPLETE 25 Points Beat the game on without hints.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/50 points)

Ninja Painter

3 Stars Unlocked 5/29/11
5 Points
Collect 3 Stars
5 Levels 5 Points Complete 5 Levels
10 Levels 10 Points Complete 10 Levels
10 Stars 10 Points Collect 10 Stars
20 Levels 25 Points Complete 20 Levels
25 Stars 25 Points Collect 25 Stars
50 Stars 50 Points Collect 50 Stars
30 Levels 100 Points Complete 30 Levels
90 Stars 100 Points Collect 90 Stars
66K Points! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/430 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Starmageddon

20_coins Unlocked 5/25/11
5 Points
Collect 20 coins.
100_kills 5 Points Reach 100 kills.
25_diamonds 10 Points Collect 25 diamonds.
25_greens 10 Points Collect 25 greens.
500_coins 10 Points Collect 500 coins.
500_diamonds 10 Points Collect 500 diamonds.
50_blues 10 Points Collect 50 blues.
multiplier_x50 10 Points Get a x50 multiplier.
1000_kills 25 Points Achieve 1000 kills.
2500_kills 25 Points Achieve 2500 kills.
250_blues 25 Points Collect 250 blues.
multiplier_x100 25 Points Get a x100 multiplier.
1000_diamonds 50 Points Collect 1000 diamonds.
2500_coins 50 Points Collect 2500 coins.
multiplier_x150 50 Points Get an x150 multiplier.
game_completed 100 Points Complete the game!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/420 points)

The Breach

20 Kills Unlocked 5/25/11
5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss Unlocked 5/25/11
10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete 25 Points Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points Obtain 20 stars

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

The Sagittarian 2

What men think they are. Unlocked 5/25/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sage is into necrophilia? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The weakest link. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)

Tsunami Fighter

Big Heart Unlocked 5/26/11
5 Points
Click on any donate button.
Speedy 5 Points Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Wavey 5 Points Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Surf Crasher 10 Points Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Tsunami Crasher 25 Points Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)